Where did the skeleton keep his money? In the crypt-o market.Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.What's a skeleton's favorite song? "Bad to the Bone.".Do you know any skeleton jokes? Yes, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs. ![]() What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.What did the skeleton say to the dog? Bone-appétit.Do mummies prefer white bread or wheat? Neither, they always prefer a wrap.What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume? Ryan Gauzeling.Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.What's a mummy's favorite thing about Christmas? The wrapping paper.How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.Why did the mummy TP the tree? He needed somewhere to hang his clothes so he could go skinny dipping. ![]()
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